thelilnan:

employer: why should we hire you?

me: i got first place on Rainbow Road

employer: holy shit

airbenderedacted:

Tfeneral-gaggot:

cheesyfiestafuck:

getting caught smoking weed under a parachute

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT MANY PEOPLE TO RUN OUT OF THE PARACHUTE

THAT GUY’S LAUGH

relatetable:

asvprock:

*When the acid kicks in when you’re trying to do something really important*

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